"Oh look! I have bags under my eyes!"
He is such a charmer.
Excuse me, while I go burn his dinner and hide his remote.
We were compiling our "Top 10 List" and couldn't decide whether to call it "Things That Make Us Laugh", "What Were They Thinking", or "Dumb, Dumb and Dumber". You decide.
10. Somalian pirates firing on French naval flagship. Oops.
9. Bank robber who swipes his ATM card before handing teller the hold-up note.
8. Congress passing bills without reading them
7. Actually, anything Congress does ...
6. That $25,000 electric Cupcake Car in the Neiman Marcus' Christmas Book
5. Bathroom Breaks Before Boarding -- on Nippon Airlines
4. A dancing Tom DeLay -- and those red pants
3. One-Child Rule: China's Gender Imbalance Leaves 30 Million Men Without Wives
2. Rare Hunk of Elvis' Hair Up for Auction
1. NASA bombing the moon
Who do the descriptions make you think of? We picked our choices; send us yours.
- IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN: Glenn Beck
- WE LOVE TO ABHOR: Tie between Nancy Pelosi and Michael Moore
- NEVER THOUGHT WE'D FEEL SORRY FOR: Hillary Clinton
- NEXT OUT THE DOOR: Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings (we hope)
- COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY: Roman Polanski